Excuses...err...i mean reasons.....hmm...i mean things to tell your wife when you are caught with your pants down!
#5
"Honey, you remember that you told me that our mattress need to be replaced? I found a good one and was trying it out when you walked in!"
( Keep your composure while saying it, remember....you have done nothing wrong!)
#4
"Honey! I did this for you, i know that you are so tired doing the laundries, the cooking, the washing, ........and so many things day in, day out. How could i be so selfish asking you to have sex after all that you have done???"
(Maintain the its-all-for-you face expression)
#3
"Dear, you are hallucinating again! You should really take your medicine! I am alone here with you ......and why are you yelling at the table lamp???"
(Make sure you yell louder than her and act that you are really disappointed with her bahaviour)
#2
" Who are you? Where am I? Who is she?? Why am i naked? Who am I ???
(Just act insane.......remember,its your life at stake!)
#1
"Honey.......i was raped!!!! sob...sob..sob"
(Make sure there are tears...and keep blaming the woman....or the man you are with)
Disclaimer:
While the above tips have saved many marriages, Mr BIG offers no guarantee that it will work for you. It depends how good is your acting, how much you can lie.....and of course, how fierce is your wife!
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