Saturday, December 12, 2009

Only Stupid Men Got Married!

First of all, why men got married? There are many reasons depending who you talk to, to have childrenlah, i love this girl soooo muchlah, 'free' and safe sex lah, parents pressurelah, peers pressurelah.......and many more reasons. Whatever the reason you have for getting married is NOT worth the trouble. Dont believe be? Ask "Harimau Kayu"! He has so much money to spend until dont know how to spend but lastly still kena kow-tow to the wife!!!!!
Do you notice when you go shopping and you see those zombie-like men walking around in a women boutique....holding handbags....and every 5 minutes will try to look interested and ecstatic when the 'master' came out parading in new clothes. Poor soul!
Do you also know that women can be on 'mute mode' whenever they like or when the less intelligent men couldnt read their mind? Check out this kisah benar, scene: in the car after RM 300 dinner and after you bought her RM 800 clothes....
XY : Why no smile?
XX : .........
XY : Did i do something wrong????
XX : .........
XY : If i did then sorry lor....ok darling?
XX : ..................
XY : You dont like the dress huh?
XY : You dont like the dinner?
Xy : You dont like i looked at the waitress huh?
(by now you are gettting more trouble than 2 minutes ago)
XY : Wahlau....if you dont say , how do i know why u so angry with me.........please tell me lah.....
XX : ............................
XY : wtf...&$^$& what u want??&*&*olo..%u think u veru pretty huh$%% u dont say how the fxxx i know what u want*&%*& u think i can read your mind huh??%$#& ( yeah right, like you dare to say in front of her)

You will feel like crap the whole night, not kiss-kiss after that..........i bet your heart pressure also naik....you will try to kick her beloved cat whenever possible...no football on TV....there goes your weekend!

So ...u get what i mean? Men will never win the argument with women, men think they are superior, men think they are smarter, men think they can be CEO, be president....but they will still kowtow to women.

Obama can govern the most powerful country in the world........but still kowtow to the wife!

So u think its worth to get married?