AH BENG

Ah Beng : I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ' ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a ' GOD '
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to collect money today, everybody said, " Oh my
GOD! U have come again.

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning, Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM!!!!

Source : Anonymous

Fart 101

American will say : EXCUSE ME!


British will say :PARDON ME!


Singaporean will say : FORGIVE ME!


Malaysian will say : NOT ME! NOT ME!


Mr BIG will say : Wangi????



p/s : Thanks to Mr BIG Sabahan frens for this post.


*Wangi = Nice smell