Showing posts with label Membebel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Membebel. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Welcome to Perak....Land Of Hopping!

Yes, this is the latest attraction in Perak....to watch "Made in Perak" frogs (MPs) hop....hop....and hop! It is sure more fascinating that watching ordinary frog hops as these MPs put on nice suits and fake smiles all the times. Besides that they also performed 'Now you see me, Now you dont' trick, they can just disappeared for a few days, when they came back, they were wearing different skin!
This special breed of frogs are also thick skinned, they dont care about their surrounding, the people....they can stare you straight in your eyes and lie without blinking. Didn't i tell you that the frogs can talk??? Of course they can, they are specially bred!
These frogs are also very obedient, they can easily adapt to new master. If you are interested, you can take 1 or two home. The price varies on the acts that they can perform. Anyway you must take extra precautions if you have one as the frogs tend to hop back to the old master if the old mastes has better flies to feed them.
So pls come to Perak and see the 'MPs' for yourself.....better be fast as the new Master might get bored with them soon and stopped them from public viewing, as they know the more you look the the 'MPs', the possibility you will puke is greater !
Note: The frogs are not edible, they stinks and they taste like shit!
Careful: The tongue is poisonous!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Promise,promise and promise......

It has been the most hectic CNY preparation i ever had, it is really taxing...not just to the pocket but mentally as well.

My sofa was supposed to arrived this morning but 2 days ago the company called and said it will be delayed to 23 January 2009. I was really pissed off.......i am the type of person who hold you to your words. When you dont keep your words, you dont deserve any respect from me because you did not respect me in the first place. Whats the difference between a person who lied with a person who doesn't keep their words? If there is any difference........i cant see it.
I asked the sales representative countless times whether they can deliver before CNY, she said not to worry, any delivery will be before 21-1-09....the latest!!!! Are you sure??? Yes,....confirm, 100% sure.
Then they called and told me they were sorry they cant deliver because the lorry was full.........hello!!!! How it became my problem??? Why you didnt put my sofa up on the lorry first???
The other girl said "...Ohhh....its CNY lah......"
Fren......you just knew its CNY???? Didnt you know CNY on 26-1-09 when you promised me?????
Then 1 more said ..."oh, your sofa has arrived in HQ but the lorry was not there...."
Sensing that they are getting more desperate by giving all those ridiculous excuses, i asked what are they going to do?"
"Sir, no point for us to promise you on 21/1/09 if we cant deliver it!"
Thats exactly my point, why in the world you promised me in the first place if you cant deliver??? Now you told me this...........wtf!!!! Pardon my language!
Anyway i managed to keep my cool throughout the conversation, i think i didnt raised my voice except towards a smart aleck who gave the lorry excuse!!!!!!
To cut the story short....they promised me to deliver it on 22/1/09 between 10-11 am. I am keeping my fingers crossed...............for my sake and theirs too!