Friday, February 6, 2009

Welcome to Perak....Land Of Hopping!

Yes, this is the latest attraction in Perak....to watch "Made in Perak" frogs (MPs) hop....hop....and hop! It is sure more fascinating that watching ordinary frog hops as these MPs put on nice suits and fake smiles all the times. Besides that they also performed 'Now you see me, Now you dont' trick, they can just disappeared for a few days, when they came back, they were wearing different skin!
This special breed of frogs are also thick skinned, they dont care about their surrounding, the people....they can stare you straight in your eyes and lie without blinking. Didn't i tell you that the frogs can talk??? Of course they can, they are specially bred!
These frogs are also very obedient, they can easily adapt to new master. If you are interested, you can take 1 or two home. The price varies on the acts that they can perform. Anyway you must take extra precautions if you have one as the frogs tend to hop back to the old master if the old mastes has better flies to feed them.
So pls come to Perak and see the 'MPs' for yourself.....better be fast as the new Master might get bored with them soon and stopped them from public viewing, as they know the more you look the the 'MPs', the possibility you will puke is greater !
Note: The frogs are not edible, they stinks and they taste like shit!
Careful: The tongue is poisonous!

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