Showing posts with label Macam-macam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Macam-macam. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

H1N1....affects you whether you like it or not!

Be it H1N1 or not, now is a very bad time to get sick. All clinics are packed!

long...long....long....queue!If normally the good doctor will try to explain what was wrong with you, now he is only need to say "No, it is not H1N1"

or

"You need to go to GH............... NOWWWW!!'

Definitions - Part 2

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Definitions - Part 1

School
A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either
"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody b elie ves he got the biggest piece

A Bird In The Hand,

.....is better than TWO in the bushes...................literally!


Monday, August 3, 2009

Flip Flap


The flowers and leaves are suppose to move when there is sunlight, at least thats what suppose to happen. Me being me, kind hearted but naive, bought one for some one in but the flower just refused to move......so i bought her another one ......this time the flower moved but not the leaves.....basically it flips but not flaps.........the only thing thats flip and flap non-stop is the 'aunty' i bought the flower for.....kept asking why me the damn thing not moving.....haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Moral of the story : Dont be Kepoh!!!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Interesting Stuff

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed tobeat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF enteredinto the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV wereFred and Wilma Flintstone..
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the GreatDiamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs inthe air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg inthe air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. Ifthe horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcauses.
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boatname requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to gountil you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, andlaser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A.. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bedfirmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleeptight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for amonth after the wedding, the bride's father would supply hisson-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer andbecause their calendar was lunar based, this period was called thehoney month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in oldEngland , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked intothe rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is thephrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Monday, June 1, 2009

For Men Only

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets of husband, to keep your marriage brimming:1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous

Friday, April 10, 2009

What Makes Malaysian So Unique!

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a topEnglish Premier League club, but ask him to name one football playerfrom Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When MaxisBroadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. WhenWiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you sayStreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol priceincrease, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walkvery far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall andthere's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late isalways either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot findparking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in highschool, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask youto forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent whenspeaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loudloud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud.Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Oppositionorganise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kenatangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello,you slap him in face.

Source : Anonymous

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Who said history was boring?

Life in England in the 1500's -- this is great

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be . Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water...

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold = threshold.(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leak onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days ... Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell.

And that's the truth...Now, Educate someone..... Share these facts with a friend.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Truly Rich Brunei

Brunei is a rich country! I think many of you would have known this but do you know how rich? Recently i passed by Brunei on my way to Limbang, a town in Sarawak but the shortest way to there from Kota Kinabalu was going through Brunei. The first indication that Brunei was truly rich was the number of fire hydrants they have along the road.....there was one for every maybe 100 meters...its really crazy! There was hydrant even there was no house or building in vicinity. The only reason i can figure why they need so many hydrants was Brunei has so much oil that they were worried that someone throw out a cigarette bud on the ground and caused fire....really really filthy rich!!!






Besides hydrants, Brunei also has really numerous number of signboards along the road. Its like every 30 meters or less you will see one signboard. It must be really good doing signboard business in Brunei.


They even have one signboard for those want to go for a swim.......in their car!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Art of Buying a Sofa...or the lack of it

This is 2009 and my first project is to replace my old sofa!
Step 1 : Budget

I started by setting a budget so that i know what to look for and make sure that i dont burn a hole in my pocket.

Step 2 : Material

Mainly it is between fabric or leather. I chose fabric because in our Malaysia weather, it will be sticky if you sit on a sofa without air-cond switched on.



Step 3 : Look for best deals

Hahaha.......cant go wronglah. I have all the newspaper cuttings on furniture promotions from Rozel to Lorenzo, from Kedai Perabut Ah Aw to Kedai Perabut Ahlee.



Step 4 : Ask for feedbacks & recommendations

This is important as your friends or relatives who has purchased their sofa has gone through all the checks and surveys, by asking them, you actually cut down most of the hard work. Anyway please make sure you ask the ones that actually like you or else he/she will give you the wrong information.



Step 5 : Visit the short listed shops

If you must know, you cant actually trust your people 100%, so you must check it our the furniture yourself. So I visited all the shops that in town to check out the furniture myself, you need to see the real thing mah to decide. To see whether the sofa comfortable or not, the material ok or not, the colour pleases your eyes or not. You must also check the sofa seats got spring or not.


Step 6 : Buy it!!!!


Easy right???? WRONG!!!!!


Buying sofa is damn complicated, confusing and definitely time consuming!

There are so many designs in the market...from L shape to U shape, from contemporary to English style. Every shop owners will tell you conflicting information, Kedai Perabut Aw will tell you fabric is good and when you reached Kedai Perabut Ahlee, she will say leather is good, easier to maintain. All the promotions published is the newspapers came with fine prints......you need to buy X dollar of other things before you can buy this sofa at this dirt cheap price.


The worst mistake you can make is to ask your relatives, they will tell all your aunties, ahmah, ah poh, ah ku, ah sam,neighbours next door.......that you are buying sofas. whenever one of them met you, they will ask "when your sofa is coming" or said 'wah....rich hoh now? can buy new sofa huh?'...even my newspaper guy knew that i was buying a sofa.


The second biggest mistake i made was bringing Ms. Indecisive-but-want-to-decide. After numerous visits to so many shops until the shop owners also didnt want to entertain us or know us by name, she still could not decide! Do you know that most of the sofas are tailor made nowadays, so the shop needs at least 2 weeks to deliver to you. I always thought it was cash and carry! At last she decided on the Lorenzo models.....damn, RM 4,000++, half leather....but the worst thing was the day she decided, Lorenzo has stopped taking order because they cant guarantee they can deliver before CNY! Haiiii....back to square one!

Adoiii......CNY is just around the corner........looks like i better start cleaning my old sofalah...sigh!!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Parenting?

Damn! It has been 2 weeks and i was still coughing! I have not gone to pay my doctor a visit not because i was scared of the needle but i hate to wait....really hate it! Anyway my cough is getting worse and really have not much choice.
I went to my regular clinic and the torture began....wait...wait and wait! In the waiting room, there were 1 lady in her 30s and 3 children ( i think aged 1,2 & 5 ). The children were adorable and quite well behaved. Then 2 ladies in their late 20s came in and approached the family, i believe they were the children aunties.
The nurse called their number, it seems that the youngest one was sick and the aunty carried her to the doctor's room, the other 2 wanted to follow. Then all hell broke loose, the mother was screaming on top of his lung telling the children to sit down, " You two rascals better sit down or else i will slap you to death!".....it was so frightening that even i sat straight after hearing her! She continued, " You two are damn useless.......really useless, better go and die!". Wait a minute i asked myself, did i hear correctly....she asked the children to go and die because they wanted to follow the youngest sister? I might have heard wrongly, must be!
I think the children other aunty noticed that i was damned uncomfortable, she brought the children out of the clinic. Thank God, what a relief i said to myself. A few minutes later they came back with drinks and ice-cream in their hands, the whole ordeal started again. " Eat...eat...thats all you know, cant even behave properly......useless *^%$*#*! if you dropped the ice-cream, i will ask you to lick the floor %^$^*!"
Then another patient walked and this lady yelled louder, it seems to me that she was enjoying the spotlight.
I am not being judgemental nor i am a parenting expert but i am surely its really bad to the children confidence and morale if you keep yelling at them in front of strangers at a public place. I am sure the kids were traumatised, at least i am sure i was and still am! I am sure that was not the right thing to do, i have read somewhere that the best way to reprimand a child would be in private, but do praise them in public! How true!
They took their medicine and went home.....really pity the children! I am sure the mother meant no harm but the harm was done whether she meant it or not!
The nurse called my number......after the whole episode i thought i needed to have my blood pressure checked too !!!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Malaysian & Accident (2)

Let us continue our discussion about what actually attracts Malaysian to stop at every accident scene. I think the best way to solve the mystery would be to know the type of people who were there. i have categorised them as below;


1. The good-hearted-civilian

These people are really the one that are genuinely concern about the victim, he stops to help, normally they are the one who will call the police & ambulance.


2. The KPC (Ke-poh-ci)

These people are there just want to know what is happening. They are very curious about everything. Once there was a crowd, he will be there and will interview every one that was there. They are the one who will let everyone they know about the accident.


3. The Judi-kaki

These type of people will be there for one thing and one thing only, the vehicles number, they are the punters. Don't look down on these people, they really analyse the whole accident, sometimes better than the police. Among the information they need to know; what time the accident happened, how many victims, the car got spinned or not...etc. For instance, for a vehicle with registration number '1234', if it turned turtle, he will buy 4321! if it hits directly, he will buy '1234', you got the idea?


4. The Got-nothing-to-do

These guys really got nothing to do, he will stop at every accident. He wont ask many questions but will just stand there and watch. For what you asked? I dont have a clue, he just like to be there!


5. The Broadcaster

Normally there are only 2 or 3 of them, they are the most hardwoking type, they will ask for as many details and will disseminate to everyone who care to listen. He will talk and talk and talk until he is tired or you are tired.


So now we have a clearer picture of the crowd but i dont think we solve the mystery conclusively though. I think the only and best answer would be " We are unique, we are Malaysian"! Thats the way we are!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Malaysian & Accident (1)

Malaysian are funny and some times weird people! Government can spend thousands of ringgit to organise functions like Dengue awareness campaign, AIDS campaign, Health talk, blood donation.....etc but you could hardly see 30 persons (if you are lucky) who will attend the function voluntarily. But once there is an accident, you can have hundreds of people gather around the scene within minutes, from young to old, from rich to poor of all races.....hey, who said Malaysia got problem with unity?
Last few days, one of my Mat Salleh friends got into an accident and i was there to be his translator. He was puzzled with all the people around him, he asked why were there so many people. Ok, then i was puzzled, " What? you mean you don't see this in your country?" He said no way there will be so many people to stop and look an accident scene in his home country, they have better things to do!.
Oooppss, he crossed the line! There is no way the kiasu side of me will let him to talk like that about my fellow countrymen, i have to defend my fellow brothers & sisters! No way that i was going to let a Mat Salleh to say that we Malaysian got nothing better to do other than looking at accident scene, eventhough i have known him for quite a while.
" Mate, your countrymen are terrible, how could they not stop and look...err...i mean to help? We Malaysian are very concern of each other,there is no way that we could just pass by without lending our help, that's wrong! We stop to look at the victim to see whether he is a friend or a family member? We stop to check the vehicle number for 4D ....err......i mean to know the owner. We need to gather as much info about the accident, you know why? Its because we will tell everyone about the accident, from aunty in the market to the officer in the bank will know about the accident within hours, we do this so that everyone is aware that accident can happen to everyone and they should drive carefully!"
My friend started to nod his head in agreement! "Yeah, it makes sense.....Malaysia is truly a great country!"
Ok, now since i have done my civic duty defending my fellow Malaysians, let us be truthful to ourselve, aren't we too were puzzled at times why Malaysians like to stop and look at an accident scene? Every morning the radio DJ will annouce there was a congestion in some place and the main reason of the heavy traffic was because motorists slowed down and look at the scene! Why huh? Why we like to stop and look huh? Its really a great mystery and i shall dsicuss about it tomorrow.......now i have to be in a police station as a translator!
By the way, no one was badly injured in the accident!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

RM 36,000,000 Job

Its confirmed, i am going to quit whatever i am doing now and i will devote myself to do one thing and one thing only.....shoe throwing! Why, you might ask? This is why ; NSTP reported that the Arabs are in bidding war to get hold of the shoes that was thrown at George W. Bush. It has reached a staggering RM 36,000,000 for the shoe.

Can you imagine that, RM 36,000,000.....wow....for throwing shoes! At last my years of softball practise during my younger days do come good. Hahahaha......to those who laughed at me for playing softball and not football or basketball.........now eat your words, or better, eat my shoes. I am going to be rich but unlike the Iraqi guy, i won't miss.

Ok, step 1......i must start the practise starting tomorrow....hmmmm....for RM 36,000,000 i think i better start now.

Step 2 : i must go and check again the photo in the newspaper what shoes did our fren used. Then i will try to find similar shoes in Melaka. I will make some modifications though, like tying the shoe with with an elastic string so that i could pull it back after hitting the target. Hahahaha...i can even smell the money now!

Step 3 : Must be prepared to have broken arm and ribs, must do more push ups to strenthen my arms. My super elastic-doubly protected with layers of fat- belly should be able to protect my ribs.

Step 4 : This is the hardest part, who to throw at huh? Our fren President Bush wont dare to step outside the White House until he retires so now a bit susah! The person must be hated.....despised....the face must make people sick once you lay your eyes on him. Wah....this is harder than i think! So now i have to think...think...think!

I wonder throwing at mother inlaws can get RM 36,000.000 or not?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

An Owl Encounter!

Mr BIG's fren was jalan-jalan when he encountered this lovely creature trapped in an enclosed area. After so many failed attempts to catch the creature with his bare hands, he used a garbage to catch it.



Not easy to be hero though, look at the cuts he suffered.


See......more injuries.



Taa...daaah......an owl!
The owl was really cute, about 1 ft in height and light brown in colour with some black dots on it. It is very light though, i think around 300-400 gram only.


One of Mr BIG's brighter fren suggested to use 2 laundry baskets as a cage,below is the result;

Great! We got a cage, now what we going to do with it? Below are some comments & suggestions from Mr BIG's frens:


Enterpreneur -fren : We should sell it and make some money

National-Geography-fren : We should set it free, it belongs to the nature!

Kaki-makan-fren : How about we have BBQ owl tonight?

Pet-loving fren: We should keep it leh.

Photo-gila-fren : I want to take photo with it leh!

Kiasi-fren : ohh...pleaseeee.....get it far, far away from me!

Feng-shui-fren :Wahlau....fast-fast let it go, it brings bad omen leh!



Finally we came to our senses and mutually agreed to let it go. The owl flew away and suddenly make a u-turn & flew on top of us, i thought it was going to drop its "missiles" but it just flew away gracefully. I bet that was its way of saying thank you! Mr BIG is glad that we did the right thing by releasing the owl, i bet it has love ones to meet too.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Fit - Fitter - Fittest

FIT
These ladies are going up to Mt Kinabalu, not by the car leh......but by foot! They are carrying like 1 month food supply....for the whole kampung.
FITTER
check out the bags and more importantly.....wearing slippers only leh and can still carry umbrella!

FITTEST

Our fren here is Mr BIG's pick for the fittest, even the Mat Salleh was scratching his head in astonisment!

He was like running up the mountain...with a gas tank on his back.


Note : Mt Kinabalu at 4095.2m is the highest peak between the Himalayas and Papua New Guinea.


p/s: Mr. BIG salutes all Mt Kinabalu porters!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Xmas Gift from Durex ?

Taadaaaaahhhhhh...........free key chain from Durex!

Points to ponder:


1. Unique isn't it?

2. Showed that u use condom and not balloon...or worse, plastic bag!

3. Promote safe sex.

4. Support Malaysian rubber.

5. Most important of all......FREE leh!


So, what are you waitng for? Go and grab a few boxes while stock last.


p/s: Mr. BIG supports safe sex !!!!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Animal rescue...........or lunch?????


ATM blues

It was a very normal Saturday morning for me.........nothing extraordinary....its early of the month and i paid the ATM a visit.

What seems to be a very mundane visit turned out to be an interesting one.

There were 3 ATMs in the bank and i chose to queue behind and elderly aunty........i waited....and waited.......and waited.......and waited. 15 minutes gone and this aunty still at the ATM. Those in the banks started to notice about this aunty as well.

Trying to be a good Malaysian, i approached the aunty and checked whether she needs any assistance. To my surprised this aunty was withdrawing a RM 50.00 note each time. I told her that she could withdraw more than RM 50.00 at any one time.....and below was the conversation:

Mr. BIG: Aunty! Do u know that u can withdraw more than RM 50.00 at any one time leh........many people are waiting for you leh.

Aunty: You never go to school huh.....cant u read that the machine can dispense RM 50.00 only!

Mr. BIG : Huh? Aunty, yes it said that but it doesnt mean that u can't withdraw more than that.....it says that you can only withdraw RM 50 notes !

Aunty: I have been a customer in this bank for 30 years.....u dont bother me
or else i will slap u...*^&^*$@%^$).

Mr. Big: Gulp!!!!!!!!!........aunty.....u win, i wait !


So we waited for another 10 minutes as the aunty needed to withdraw another RM 800......Rm 50 per transaction!!!!

Sigh........what a way to start my weekend!!!!