1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a topEnglish Premier League club, but ask him to name one football playerfrom Malaysia, he cannot!
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When MaxisBroadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. WhenWiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you sayStreamyX still the best lah.
3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol priceincrease, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walkvery far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall andthere's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late isalways either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot findparking.
6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in highschool, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask youto forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent whenspeaking to an American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loudloud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud.Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Oppositionorganise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kenatangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello,you slap him in face.
Source : Anonymous
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