Calories Burned During Sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent - 12 Calories
Without her consent - 2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands - 8 Calories
With one hand - 12 Calories
With your teeth - 485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection - 6 Calories
Without an erection - 3,315 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary - 12 Calories
69 lying down - 78 Calories
69 standing up - 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow - 216 Calories
Doggy Style - 326 Calories
Italian chandelier - 2,912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real - 112 Calories
Fake - 1,315 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging - 18 Calories
Getting up immediately - 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately - 816 Calories


GETTING A 2nd ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years - 36 Calories
30-39 years - 80 Calories
40-49 years - 124 Calories
50-59 years - 1,972 Calories
60-69 years - 7,916 Calories
70 and over - Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. - 32 Calories
In a hurry - 98 Calories

Her father knocking at the door - 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door - 13,521 Calories

Right now, as you read this,69 Million People are having SEX !

And you're on the computer !!!

Get a life man!

Note:Credit to the original author & researcher.