Baggage oh Baggage!

On 21st December 2008, 4 of us took a 9.25am Airasia flight from Kuala Lumpur heading to Lawas via Kota Kinabalu. It is an annual affair for us to travel to Lawas to celebrate Christmas in Lawas with our Lunbawang relatives. I will talk about Lawas and Lunbawang in my later postings.

Despite the early scare that one of us could not find her IC during the check in, everything went well. We landed around 12.00 noon and after a smooth immigration check, we went to the Baggage Collection Area. There were many people waiting for their bags. I queued up at the carousel and collected 2 out of 3 bags, i waited and waited and waited the 3rd bag but it was not forthcoming. The number of people dwindled from 200-300 to 50 then to 10 then to me alone! Still i was there staring at the conveyor belt hoping for the stupid brown bag to appear!

Then i was approached by an Airsia ground crew, Kevin Kiang. He said there were a few more flights coming from KL and asked to me to see whether my brown bag was on the flights that were arriving soon, so, more waiting. Damn, i hate to wait but there i was .....waited....waited....waited until 2.00 pm. To cut the long story short, he told me that no point staring at the carousel as Santa wont be coming and deliver my brown bag! Damn! What a way to start a holiday!

He said there was good news and bad news......never knew there was good news when my bag not with me! Really felt like telling him how i felt at that point of time. The good news was it was very unlikely that my bag was taken/stolen by other passenger as he said my bag did not travel from KL to KK on the same flight. I asked how he knew it since Airasia they not tag or scan our luggage like Fedex does so that they can trace our luggage, he said he just knew it! Airasia must have telepathic training for their crews i think!

The bad news was he didn't know where in the world my brown bag was at that point of time! He promised he will trace it and revert to me soonest possible.

I think he saw the disappointment or more like anger on my face before he broke another 'good news' to me. if they can't trace my luggage in 7 days, Airasia will compensate me, RM 49.00 for every kilogram that i checked in. That means i will get.....9kg x RM 49.00 = RM 441.00. Wahlau.........RM 441.00????? My brown bag costs half of it, how about my brand new clothes......how about my brand new pants......how about my brand new underwears???? Who is going to pay for that?

Haiiii......... i was supposed to do some island hoppings like Preciouspea did but even my swimming trunk was in the brown bag......thanks to Airasia, we cancelled the itinerary in KK and headed straight to Lawas which took us around 3 hours drive from KK.

Will talk about the trip from KK to Lawas later!

Calories Burned During Sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent - 12 Calories
Without her consent - 2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands - 8 Calories
With one hand - 12 Calories
With your teeth - 485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection - 6 Calories
Without an erection - 3,315 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary - 12 Calories
69 lying down - 78 Calories
69 standing up - 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow - 216 Calories
Doggy Style - 326 Calories
Italian chandelier - 2,912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real - 112 Calories
Fake - 1,315 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging - 18 Calories
Getting up immediately - 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately - 816 Calories


GETTING A 2nd ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years - 36 Calories
30-39 years - 80 Calories
40-49 years - 124 Calories
50-59 years - 1,972 Calories
60-69 years - 7,916 Calories
70 and over - Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. - 32 Calories
In a hurry - 98 Calories

Her father knocking at the door - 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door - 13,521 Calories

Right now, as you read this,69 Million People are having SEX !

And you're on the computer !!!

Get a life man!

Note:Credit to the original author & researcher.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas has had a long and varied history. It has been celebrated by many different people in many different places and in many different ways.

Every one of us celebrates Christmas for different reasons; church goers are happy because it is the day that Jesus was born some 2000 years ago, children are happy with all the gifts & cookies, holiday makers are glad because this is the time you can go to most of the places and see wonderful lights decoration, parents are happy to see their children return to their nest, some are just happy because it is a holiday! Whatever reason it might be, aren't all of us agree it is a joyous season? A season to love and cherish the love ones! How we wish that it is Christmas every day.

If your love ones are not with you today, just cherish the moments you had together!

Mr Big wishes you a Merry & Joyous Christmas! May God bless you!!!

Parenting?

Damn! It has been 2 weeks and i was still coughing! I have not gone to pay my doctor a visit not because i was scared of the needle but i hate to wait....really hate it! Anyway my cough is getting worse and really have not much choice.

I went to my regular clinic and the torture began....wait...wait and wait! In the waiting room, there were 1 lady in her 30s and 3 children ( i think aged 1,2 & 5 ). The children were adorable and quite well behaved. Then 2 ladies in their late 20s came in and approached the family, i believe they were the children aunties.

The nurse called their number, it seems that the youngest one was sick and the aunty carried her to the doctor's room, the other 2 wanted to follow. Then all hell broke loose, the mother was screaming on top of his lung telling the children to sit down, " You two rascals better sit down or else i will slap you to death!".....it was so frightening that even i sat straight after hearing her! She continued, " You two are damn useless.......really useless, better go and die!". Wait a minute i asked myself, did i hear correctly....she asked the children to go and die because they wanted to follow the youngest sister? I might have heard wrongly, must be!

I think the children other aunty noticed that i was damned uncomfortable, she brought the children out of the clinic. Thank God, what a relief i said to myself. A few minutes later they came back with drinks and ice-cream in their hands, the whole ordeal started again. " Eat...eat...thats all you know, cant even behave properly......useless *^%$*#*! if you dropped the ice-cream, i will ask you to lick the floor %^$^*!"

Then another patient walked and this lady yelled louder, it seems to me that she was enjoying the spotlight.

I am not being judgemental nor i am a parenting expert but i am surely its really bad to the children confidence and morale if you keep yelling at them in front of strangers at a public place. I am sure the kids were traumatised, at least i am sure i was and still am! I am sure that was not the right thing to do, i have read somewhere that the best way to reprimand a child would be in private, but do praise them in public! How true!

They took their medicine and went home.....really pity the children! I am sure the mother meant no harm but the harm was done whether she meant it or not!

The nurse called my number......after the whole episode i thought i needed to have my blood pressure checked too !!!!

Malaysian & Accident (2)

Let us continue our discussion about what actually attracts Malaysian to stop at every accident scene. I think the best way to solve the mystery would be to know the type of people who were there. i have categorised them as below;

1. The good-hearted-civilian

These people are really the one that are genuinely concern about the victim, he stops to help, normally they are the one who will call the police & ambulance.

2. The KPC (Ke-poh-ci)

These people are there just want to know what is happening. They are very curious about everything. Once there was a crowd, he will be there and will interview every one that was there. They are the one who will let everyone they know about the accident.

3. The Judi-kaki

These type of people will be there for one thing and one thing only, the vehicles number, they are the punters. Don't look down on these people, they really analyse the whole accident, sometimes better than the police. Among the information they need to know; what time the accident happened, how many victims, the car got spinned or not...etc. For instance, for a vehicle with registration number '1234', if it turned turtle, he will buy 4321! if it hits directly, he will buy '1234', you got the idea?

4. The Got-nothing-to-do

These guys really got nothing to do, he will stop at every accident. He wont ask many questions but will just stand there and watch. For what you asked? I dont have a clue, he just like to be there!

5. The Broadcaster

Normally there are only 2 or 3 of them, they are the most hardwoking type, they will ask for as many details and will disseminate to everyone who care to listen. He will talk and talk and talk until he is tired or you are tired.

So now we have a clearer picture of the crowd but i dont think we solve the mystery conclusively though. I think the only and best answer would be " We are unique, we are Malaysian"! Thats the way we are!

Malaysian & Accident (1)

Malaysian are funny and some times weird people! Government can spend thousands of ringgit to organise functions like Dengue awareness campaign, AIDS campaign, Health talk, blood donation.....etc but you could hardly see 30 persons (if you are lucky) who will attend the function voluntarily. But once there is an accident, you can have hundreds of people gather around the scene within minutes, from young to old, from rich to poor of all races.....hey, who said Malaysia got problem with unity?

Last few days, one of my Mat Salleh friends got into an accident and i was there to be his translator. He was puzzled with all the people around him, he asked why were there so many people. Ok, then i was puzzled, " What? you mean you don't see this in your country?" He said no way there will be so many people to stop and look an accident scene in his home country, they have better things to do!.

Oooppss, he crossed the line! There is no way the kiasu side of me will let him to talk like that about my fellow countrymen, i have to defend my fellow brothers & sisters! No way that i was going to let a Mat Salleh to say that we Malaysian got nothing better to do other than looking at accident scene, eventhough i have known him for quite a while.

" Mate, your countrymen are terrible, how could they not stop and look...err...i mean to help? We Malaysian are very concern of each other,there is no way that we could just pass by without lending our help, that's wrong! We stop to look at the victim to see whether he is a friend or a family member? We stop to check the vehicle number for 4D ....err......i mean to know the owner. We need to gather as much info about the accident, you know why? Its because we will tell everyone about the accident, from aunty in the market to the officer in the bank will know about the accident within hours, we do this so that everyone is aware that accident can happen to everyone and they should drive carefully!"

My friend started to nod his head in agreement! "Yeah, it makes sense.....Malaysia is truly a great country!"

Ok, now since i have done my civic duty defending my fellow Malaysians, let us be truthful to ourselve, aren't we too were puzzled at times why Malaysians like to stop and look at an accident scene? Every morning the radio DJ will annouce there was a congestion in some place and the main reason of the heavy traffic was because motorists slowed down and look at the scene! Why huh? Why we like to stop and look huh? Its really a great mystery and i shall dsicuss about it tomorrow.......now i have to be in a police station as a translator!

By the way, no one was badly injured in the accident!

"Tang Yuan" or "Kuih Ee"

Its the time of the year again where you can see aunties at home making small round Tang Yuan (glutinous rice) by rolling little pinches of glutinous rice flour into round balls of red and snow white hues. The children normally will try to help but ending up messing the whole house with white flour,.............. its Dong Zhi or the Winter Solstice Festival. We Melaka Peranakan (Baba & Nyonya) call it "Kuih Ee", literally means round cake.

Dong Zhi is the second most important date in the Chinese Calendar, after Chinese New Year. It is also the day of the longest night and shortest day, signaling the start of winter. While we don't have winter in Malaysia, the Chinese here still celebrate this festival. The downside of this festival is one is considered 1 year older when you eat the Tang Yuan, as the elders believe.

White tangyuan

The size of the white tang yuan is bigger than the red one.

Basically there are 2 types of tangyuan, the sweet and the salty one. For the sweet type you put the white & red tang yuan in a bowl before you pour sweet syrup in. Gingers were added in the sweet syrup to add some spicy taste and pandan leaves for its aroma.

The smaller red tang yuan.

I believe it is for auspicious reason that the Chinese put in red tang yuan to mix with the white ones. Newly weds are supposed to eat sweet kuih-ee on their wedding day too, for good luck and sweet marriage i suppose.

As for the salty type, only the white tang yuan was used and it was cooked like a normal soup. Beancurd, chicken or pork slices were added in the salty tang yuan.

I prefer the sweet type though....it brings back fond childhood memories!

Nowadays tang yuan comes in many types of fillings, kiwi paste, strawberry, peanuts.......i have not seen durian fillings though. Besides that the tang yuan are also very colourful nowadays ranging from blue to yellow.

If you have no clue on how to make tang yuan, no worry, you can just drop by any supermarkets and pick up instant tang yuan. Go home and just boil them.

Dont find excuses for not celebrating.....you will still get older whether you eat tang yuan or not!

Please Save IJN!

I have 2 questions;

Firstly, why in the world that Sime Darby wants to take over IJN if not because of money, money and money?

Secondly and more important question is why the government wants to take the easy route out and let Sime Darby to take over? Is our government so broke that it can no longer financially support IJN?

GLC is no government, they operate to make profits, it is as simple as that. If Sime Darby really wants to contribute, then they should adopt a ward or a division in IJN and pay for it, not to take over IJN.

'Treatment for the poor will be guaranteed.....'

Haven't we heard that before? What sort of guarantee the government is going to give? How is the government going to guarantee that the poor won't be treated like an outcast in their own country? How is the government going to guarantee that the poor doesn't need to wait hours or months behind the rich before getting treatment? Will the government subsidise the medical bill for the poor? Will the government pump in a few more hundred millions of tax payers money to Sime Darby so that they won't increase the medical fee? Will the government or worse the people be at the mercy of Sime Darby later on?

IJN has served the country well, please leave it alone.

By the way, has anyone checked with IJN staff on this matter? Arent they the heart and soul of IJN? Lets get their opinion on this matter, they deserve that!

RM 36,000,000 Job

Its confirmed, i am going to quit whatever i am doing now and i will devote myself to do one thing and one thing only.....shoe throwing! Why, you might ask? This is why ; NSTP reported that the Arabs are in bidding war to get hold of the shoes that was thrown at George W. Bush. It has reached a staggering RM 36,000,000 for the shoe.

Can you imagine that, RM 36,000,000.....wow....for throwing shoes! At last my years of softball practise during my younger days do come good. Hahahaha......to those who laughed at me for playing softball and not football or basketball.........now eat your words, or better, eat my shoes. I am going to be rich but unlike the Iraqi guy, i won't miss.

Ok, step 1......i must start the practise starting tomorrow....hmmmm....for RM 36,000,000 i think i better start now.

Step 2 : i must go and check again the photo in the newspaper what shoes did our fren used. Then i will try to find similar shoes in Melaka. I will make some modifications though, like tying the shoe with with an elastic string so that i could pull it back after hitting the target. Hahahaha...i can even smell the money now!

Step 3 : Must be prepared to have broken arm and ribs, must do more push ups to strenthen my arms. My super elastic-doubly protected with layers of fat- belly should be able to protect my ribs.

Step 4 : This is the hardest part, who to throw at huh? Our fren President Bush wont dare to step outside the White House until he retires so now a bit susah! The person must be hated.....despised....the face must make people sick once you lay your eyes on him. Wah....this is harder than i think! So now i have to think...think...think!

I wonder throwing at mother inlaws can get RM 36,000.000 or not?

BM, English, Mandarin, Tamil......who cares?

What’s happening to our country? It seems that we always ended barking at the wrong trees? Fighting the wrong fight! Who cares it is a white or a black cat as long it catches a rat!

No different this time, why on earth are we arguing on what language to use in our schools to teach science & mathematic? Shouldn’t we more concern on what we teach our children instead of what language to use to teach our children? Our syllabus is so outdated that it makes no different whether it was thought in Bahasa or in English or in Spanish for that matter!

I feel that it is good to have representatives from political parties, educationists, NGOs, PTAs, etc to meet like they are doing now, but they need to meet as Malaysian, act for Malaysian, think for Malaysian and decide for Malaysian. We don’t care which race or group you are representing, we want it to be of the best interest of Malaysian. Please sit down and analyse whether it is language the most critical problem we are having now or the quality of our syllabus? I believe the parents or the people wouldn’t mind what language was taught in schools if our education system can produce top engineers, top surgeons, top scientists, Nobel prize winners or at least quality graduates on regular basis.

I believe the things that we teach our children in schools need to be revised and updated so that our graduates can me more marketable. Once we have a top quality syllabus, the Education Ministry can repackage & translate the teaching materials into 2 or 3 different languages. Then let the parents to choose which medium of schools they want to send their children, knowing that the children will get the same high quality education.

Now students can take up 15 to 17 subjects, why don’t the Ministry trim & revise the number of subjects in our education system and perhaps introduce Mandarin, Tamil, Arabic, French,etc……..classes in our schools instead for children to choose from.

Maybe we can also include a subject on Unity in our schools. Since in many areas most of the primary schools (SRJK, SRJK(C) & SRJK (T)) are close to each others, perhaps we can get the children from different schools to mingle for a few hours every week doing things or play together in order to build up trust & understanding among them. It is sure better than to wait until they turn 18 before we put them in a camp and expect them to like each other in 3 months time.

To sum it up, I feel that we need to have a quality syllabus before we argue about the language.

Who say it is going to be easy but a step towards the right direction will bring us to a brighter future!

“Meet as Malaysian, act for Malaysian, think for Malaysian and decide for Malaysian!” and we, Malaysian will support you!

An Owl Encounter!

Mr BIG's fren was jalan-jalan when he encountered this lovely creature trapped in an enclosed area. After so many failed attempts to catch the creature with his bare hands, he used a garbage to catch it.

Not easy to be hero though, look at the cuts he suffered.

See......more injuries.



Taa...daaah......an owl!
The owl was really cute, about 1 ft in height and light brown in colour with some black dots on it. It is very light though, i think around 300-400 gram only.


One of Mr BIG's brighter fren suggested to use 2 laundry baskets as a cage,below is the result;

Great! We got a cage, now what we going to do with it? Below are some comments & suggestions from Mr BIG's frens:


Enterpreneur -fren : We should sell it and make some money

National-Geography-fren : We should set it free, it belongs to the nature!

Kaki-makan-fren : How about we have BBQ owl tonight?

Pet-loving fren: We should keep it leh.

Photo-gila-fren : I want to take photo with it leh!

Kiasi-fren : ohh...pleaseeee.....get it far, far away from me!

Feng-shui-fren :Wahlau....fast-fast let it go, it brings bad omen leh!



Finally we came to our senses and mutually agreed to let it go. The owl flew away and suddenly make a u-turn & flew on top of us, i thought it was going to drop its "missiles" but it just flew away gracefully. I bet that was its way of saying thank you! Mr BIG is glad that we did the right thing by releasing the owl, i bet it has love ones to meet too.

PIKOM PC Fair 2008

Yapedapedoo!!!....its PIKOM PC Fair coming to town!

Its the time of the year when Mr BIG will go to cuci mata on all the cheap-cheap computers & accessories........and the sales girls as well!!

This year is no different from previous years, many Melakans also went to PC Fair to look for the best bargain. So its really "jam.....jam.....jam" !!! Look at the traffic! Mr BIG has to park miles away and sweat like crazy when reached the Fair.

The crowd was bigger on the last day because they thought the vendors will 'lelong' all their goods. Nowadays the vendors also smartleh, the price for the last day sometimes was higher than the first day!
Although the number of booths was not as many compared to previous fairs, its enough to make you sweat..and got lost a few times. A good mixture of goods though, from laptop to camera to accessories, to projectors and many other things!


It was really packed, people really pushing and shoving each other in order to move forward. Not that Mr BIG mind when the one pushing was a 21 yrs old sweetheart, but more often that not it was a 50 yrs big, tall & hairy uncle who last taken his bath maybe when he was 12 years old! To be stucked under his armpits was like you were trapped in a garbage bin, in a garbage truck at a garbage disposal area like for eternity.....you got the picture? Yuckkkkkkk!!!!!

Mr BIG actually wanted to buy a 8GB pendrive & a lamp only, nothing more, nothing less! Times are bad leh, cannot simply spend. Anyway that was the plan until Mr BIG met this sales girl......aiyoo.....so cute! Look at the smilelah, even metal also can melt!



then this happened:

Cute girl (CG) : Sir, may i help you?
Mr BIG (MB) : Yes, may i have you....err......i mean the pendrive & the lamp?

CG : The pendrive is RM 46 & the lamp is RM 18, ok?

MB: okkkkkkkk.......

CG : Sir, the MP4 is also cheapleh, why dont u take one too?

MB: okkkkkkkk.........

CG: Why dont u take the multiple sockets as well?

MB:okkkkkkk........

CG: How about this earphone?

MB: okkkkkk.......

CG: OK sir, RM 229 pls.

MB: okkkk..........

CG : Thank you & good bye sir!

MB: Okkkkk.......

(The a fren came)

Fren: Woi, why r u buying these things????

MB: okkkkkk........

(The above conversation was close to the actual conversation, Mr BIG can't recall much as Mr BIG lost his consciousness & his sensibility right after the girl smiled!)


Haii.....everyone has their weaknesses right?

It looks like someone will get a MP4, a headphone and a socket for Xmas gift, thanks to our cute girl!

Useful TIps!

Excuses...err...i mean reasons.....hmm...i mean things to tell your wife when you are caught with your pants down!

#5

"Honey, you remember that you told me that our mattress need to be replaced? I found a good one and was trying it out when you walked in!"

( Keep your composure while saying it, remember....you have done nothing wrong!)

#4

"Honey! I did this for you, i know that you are so tired doing the laundries, the cooking, the washing, ........and so many things day in, day out. How could i be so selfish asking you to have sex after all that you have done???"

(Maintain the its-all-for-you face expression)

#3

"Dear, you are hallucinating again! You should really take your medicine! I am alone here with you ......and why are you yelling at the table lamp???"

(Make sure you yell louder than her and act that you are really disappointed with her bahaviour)

#2

" Who are you? Where am I? Who is she?? Why am i naked? Who am I ???

(Just act insane.......remember,its your life at stake!)

#1

"Honey.......i was raped!!!! sob...sob..sob"

(Make sure there are tears...and keep blaming the woman....or the man you are with)

Disclaimer:

While the above tips have saved many marriages, Mr BIG offers no guarantee that it will work for you. It depends how good is your acting, how much you can lie.....and of course, how fierce is your wife!

Sabah : Land Beneath The Wind

I bet this is why they call Sabah the "Land Beneath the Wind", the view on Mt Kinabalu was just breathtaking.........sometimes even surreal.

This is simply majestic.....i am just speechless!

Look at this.....

I didn't know one can find such a view in our own backyard. I was just simply fell in love with Mt Kinabalu.

p/s: Mr BIG actually climbed the highest mountain in South East Asia, will share about it in the near future.

Why Me?

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:
"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

"The world over;

50 million children start playing tennis,

5 million learn to play tennis,

500,000 learn professional tennis,

50,000 come to the circuit,

5000 reach the grand slam,

50 reach Wimbledon,

4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,

when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "

"Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and
Success keeps you glowing,
but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

Note: Credit to the original author.

Sunset in Bali

Fart 101

American will say : EXCUSE ME!


British will say :PARDON ME!


Singaporean will say : FORGIVE ME!


Malaysian will say : NOT ME! NOT ME!


Mr BIG will say : Wangi????



p/s : Thanks to Mr BIG Sabahan frens for this post.


*Wangi = Nice smell

Fit - Fitter - Fittest

FIT
These ladies are going up to Mt Kinabalu, not by the car leh......but by foot! They are carrying like 1 month food supply....for the whole kampung.

FITTER

check out the bags and more importantly.....wearing slippers only leh and can still carry umbrella!

FITTEST

Our fren here is Mr BIG's pick for the fittest, even the Mat Salleh was scratching his head in astonisment!

He was like running up the mountain...with a gas tank on his back.

Note : Mt Kinabalu at 4095.2m is the highest peak between the Himalayas and Papua New Guinea.

p/s: Mr. BIG salutes all Mt Kinabalu porters!

Mt Kinabalu Sunrise

SABAH

"Eco Treasures from Mountain High To Ocean Deep"

A Xmas Gift from Durex ?

Taadaaaaahhhhhh...........free key chain from Durex!

Points to ponder:

1. Unique isn't it?

2. Showed that u use condom and not balloon...or worse, plastic bag!

3. Promote safe sex.

4. Support Malaysian rubber.

5. Most important of all......FREE leh!

So, what are you waitng for? Go and grab a few boxes while stock last.

p/s: Mr. BIG supports safe sex !!!!

Sea Reclamation in Melaka

To have these.................

you have to bear with this...............

this..........

and this.

Worth it ??? You tell me!

Landslide....who to blame?

House owners say : There was no enforcement, the local Council is to be blamed!

Local Council says: What can we do? We did not make the law, it was the politician job, its their fault!

Politician say: All those developers are bloody greedy, all they cared were money, money,money, & more money......they are to be blamed!

Developers say: Wahlau.......how can it be our faults? Everything was ok if it was not raining.....who control rain, not us right??? It was God's fault!

God says : Yeah, It was my fault............I should have made those morons who were resposible for this tragedy a bunch of slimy toads instead of human being with brain!!!!!!

Mr BIG says: Stop the blaming game and make sure there is no repetition! Dont wait for God to point His fingers at you.

Deepest condolences from Mr BIG to all the victims families.

Animal rescue...........or lunch?????

ATM blues

It was a very normal Saturday morning for me.........nothing extraordinary....its early of the month and i paid the ATM a visit.

What seems to be a very mundane visit turned out to be an interesting one.

There were 3 ATMs in the bank and i chose to queue behind and elderly aunty........i waited....and waited.......and waited.......and waited. 15 minutes gone and this aunty still at the ATM. Those in the banks started to notice about this aunty as well.

Trying to be a good Malaysian, i approached the aunty and checked whether she needs any assistance. To my surprised this aunty was withdrawing a RM 50.00 note each time. I told her that she could withdraw more than RM 50.00 at any one time.....and below was the conversation:

Mr. BIG: Aunty! Do u know that u can withdraw more than RM 50.00 at any one time leh........many people are waiting for you leh.

Aunty: You never go to school huh.....cant u read that the machine can dispense RM 50.00 only!

Mr. BIG : Huh? Aunty, yes it said that but it doesnt mean that u can't withdraw more than that.....it says that you can only withdraw RM 50 notes !

Aunty: I have been a customer in this bank for 30 years.....u dont bother me
or else i will slap u...*^&^*$@%^$).

Mr. Big: Gulp!!!!!!!!!........aunty.....u win, i wait !


So we waited for another 10 minutes as the aunty needed to withdraw another RM 800......Rm 50 per transaction!!!!

Sigh........what a way to start my weekend!!!!

WOMEN 101 - The BIG Question....pt 1

Aiyoooooooooo.....................................

Let me ask you all genius out there....if you can answer this BIG question.....i salute you lah.......

listen carefully.......ok....are u ready?

My woman wanted a gold chain;
i asked how big?
She said anything also can....
I said ok......i gave her a budget and said u go and decidelah........

( Me being a man and i think a few other millions of men will agree with me that that shld be the end of the whole matter, right?)

Wrong leh.........just now i saw her, the muka masam betul ( sour face...literally)...............now the BIG question is ..........WHAT WENT WRONG?????




U tell me...........!!!!!!!!!!!!! aiyooooooooooooo

Thailand's Politic : The BIG question

Fuuuhhhhh........at last they reopened the airports, after so many curses, after so many sleepless nights, after so many tragedies.....thank God!!!

Yesterday my fren asked, whylah the Thais did that? Wouldn't it bad for their economy???? It seems that in Thailand almost all households has at least 1 member who is involve in tourism industry.........so why they did what they did???? Thats was the BIG question played in his head!!

Frankly speaking.......i have no idea but every one has their reason....has their own thought .....and is free to do what ever they want to do. Besides isnt that what mankind has been fighting for.....gone to war for......died for....FREEDOM!!!! Its kind of irony too......because of FREEDOM, many lost theirs when the 2 airports were closed. They lost the freedom to travel, lost the freedom to be with their love ones, lost the freedom to do what they want to do....all because someone exercised their rights.....free to do anything....... FREEDOM.

So i think now the bigger question now is : Do you want the FREEDOM that one day will cause u to lose yours????

Complicated isn't it????